Imagine yourself in these scenarios!
• "Looks like we're snowed in," announces the ski instructor, a hottie from Montreal named Jean-Pierre, to you and the four college students who have taken shelter in a tiny lodge just outside Aspen. Kevin, the youngest and shyest of the students, opens a wooden box in the corner and gasps. "Wh-wh-what do you do with this?" he asks, presenting his newfound booty. "I can show you," you say confidently, "I can show all of you." A minute later, and a game of Scattergories is in full swing.
• After a long workout, you fall asleep in your gym's steam room. When you awake, you wander through the health club only to discover you've been locked in for the night! Fortunately, you encounter another towel-clad captive: a strikingly tall man with a shoulder-length black hair and a treasure trail down his torso. "You'll do just fine," you tell him. "Wake me up in six hours. A good night's sleep away from my dry, stuffy apartment will do wonders for my sinuses!"
• You weren't expecting anyone, but you answer the front door on a Saturday morning to find Zac Efron—or his exact twin—in a UPS uniform, sweat starting to glisten on his forehead. "I can't make out this address," he says. "Could this package be for you?" "I'm beginning to think this is exactly what I ordered," you say, inviting him in. Fifteen minutes later, you're binge-watching DVDs of The Good Wife, feeling no guilt over the delivery boy's probable dismissal for being too dumb to tell the difference between East 12th and West 12th Streets.
• "Since you're my last appointment of the day," says your new doctor, a dead ringer for Aziz Ansari, as he closes and locks the door, "I can offer you a little extra. Your insurance company doesn't need to know anything about it." Fifteen minutes later, that skin tag on your neck is but a memory.
• "I was just getting ready to close up," says the bartender—a muscular young guy in a tank top—as you walk into the popular but now empty club. "But I can take care of one more customer." You don't hesitate. After one sip of a gin and tonic, suddenly you're moaning with pleasure. "This is fantastic," you say. "I've never been able to find a seat in here before!"
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